My Own World……

October 10, 2008

Balance

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 4:27 am
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him,
resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God.
“Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
“Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,
“What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” replied God,
“and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,”
God continued pointing to different countries.
“This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said,
“What’s that one?”
“Ah,” said God
“That’s Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace.”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,
“What about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”
God smiled,

“There is another Washington…wait until you see the idiots I put there.”

March 31, 2008

Joke

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 11:35 am
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1) A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”

2) Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?”
Sam: “I don’t know.”
Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.”
Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!”

3) The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

September 28, 2007

Joke

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 1:00 pm

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

September 12, 2007

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 11:47 am

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1) I hated sleep.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
3) I couldn’t live without tension.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo..
[कर्म कर, फल की आशा मत रख]
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

July 25, 2007

:-)

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 9:58 am

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: “Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes we’ll reach our destination.”
The computer programmer said: “We have here the driver’s guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.”
The computer operator said: “First of all, let’s turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem.”
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: “Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.”

July 23, 2007

Silence

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 10:40 am

Fight

Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A. They don’t have the guts.

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