My Own World……

March 31, 2008

Joke

Filed under: Enjoying Corner — jagrutivalani @ 11:35 am
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1) A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”

2) Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?”
Sam: “I don’t know.”
Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.”
Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!”

3) The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

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March 24, 2008

Happy Holi…

Filed under: Personal — jagrutivalani @ 6:14 am
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Happy Holi

March 10, 2008

Apna Sapna Money Money….

Filed under: Personal,Quote — jagrutivalani @ 9:05 am
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Money

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